What’s in a name?

I’m pretty sure it’s going to take a long time for the Squeaker to learn her name because we hardly ever call her by her name.  This is a list of the names that we call her on a regular basis:

O
Oli
Livy
Libby
Bear
Baby Bear
Little Bear
Hungry Bear
Milky Bear
Poopy Bear
Binky Bear
Bink
Binksy
Binkerton
Chubbs
Chubbers
Chubberton
Chubbington
Grumpy Mumkins
Grump
Pill
Poopy
Poophead
Punkface
Belly Muffin
Squeaker
Squeaksy
Squeaks
Squeakies
Squirt
Squirt-alert

Man, poor kid.  She’s never going to learn her name.