To the Two of You That Read This…

I’ve been a bit absent from blogging for a few days.  I’m working on some posts about my grandma which are proving to take longer to write than I anticipated.  So to the two of you, other than my husband, that read this, I’ll be back with some interesting stuff in a few days.  For now I leave you with this…

I watch the Food Network like it’s going out of style.  I was watching one of those competition shows where contestants are given ingredients and they have half an hour to make something.  Well, in this one, one of the ingredients was fresh pasta which all of them screwed up.  One of the judges said the following to the first guy:

“My biggest pet peeve is pasta that sticks together.  I feel a lot of anger toward that.”

I feel a lot of anger toward poorly cooked pasta?  This guy takes food way too seriously. 

This ranks up there with the time I was watching Iron Chef (the original) and a flaky actress who was a judge said, “The asparagus is like a beautiful woman coming out of the night.”  What?

I just thought this was funny and want to use that line all the time now.

Olivia always rubs rice cereal into her eyes.  I feel a lot of anger toward rice.